By sicksicksick - 19/06/2013 17:23 - United States - Lansdale

Today, I have pink eye in both eyes, the stomach virus, and a cold. I'm also sitting at work because my boss "doesn't believe in sick days." FML
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obnum 19

I'm pretty sure you have a valid excuse here. Isn't this illegal in some way?

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MsConfusedd 27

if you throw up on his desk, I'm sure he'll reconsider.

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SamanthaNGoree 10

Sneeze toward him, then rub your faces together. Then, he'll know what a sick day is for! Haha!!

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katiesam199 11

If I were in your position I'd sneeze on him then tell him I don't believe in tissues

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simoncat 11

Who do you work for? Typhoid Mary? That's disgusting and dangerous.

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pmnilsen 2

Pretty sure you have all the signs if eating out assholes

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stepymac 15

Go up to him and start a conversation and cough on him Sneeze on him and all this other disgusting stuff that could possibly spread a viruses on him

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ballpython 15

I agree with everyone else about spreading what you have to this asshole. I did notice that no one suggested that you "accidentally" vomit on his shoes.

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ksks1234 33

I hope you don't work with the public, especially in a restaurant.

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SWC_Penguin 17

Restaurant workers are actually the LEAST likely to have sick days of any occupation. Have fun thinking about that!

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lifesucks1217 6

Your boss seems a little sick ...

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