By sicksicksick - 19/06/2013 17:23 - United States - Lansdale

Today, I have pink eye in both eyes, the stomach virus, and a cold. I'm also sitting at work because my boss "doesn't believe in sick days." FML
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obnum 19

I'm pretty sure you have a valid excuse here. Isn't this illegal in some way?

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MsConfusedd 27

if you throw up on his desk, I'm sure he'll reconsider.

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peggersmum 14

I bet he'll believe in sick days when the rest of the office calls in sick. Make sure you spread it around op, it sucks to be you!

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Theoo_fml 3

Aaaahhhh, 'Merica

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ironik69 31

This is no longer amusing. And as a Texan, I think it is total crap! I do say y'all, but merica is possibly the worst stereotypical word I have heard. You should face palm yourself with a handful of nails.

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fluffycatsdad 33

Tell him, "I believe in employment law, so I'm gonna sue your a*s, motherf**ker!"

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Ibeatmyself 3

That's when you get everyone in the office sick rub your eyes and touch everything

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dermor 3

don't wash your hands at work and sneeze on everything?

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LookAttMyyLifee 12

how can anyone vote YDI ? you should cough in his face .

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iceliebedich 7

OSHA WOULDN'T APPROVE

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cheeseygeek 12

He'll soon regret it when all his employees get sick. I'm sure he'll believe in sick days if he catches it...

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omgthisisgay 10

Rub your face on every surface in his office, and sneeze and cough in his coffee.

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emuexport 4

Pink eye, did someone fart in your face ???

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