it dosen't really matter if he "believes" in them or not. it is not legal to force you to work if you are legitimately sick. you have rights. just make sure you get a doctor's note and be sure to give your boss a copy so that it is on record. if he threatens you with termination let him know you wont be taking that laying down and stand up for yourself. chances are he will be smart enough to drop it right there.

Be sure to rub your eyes and then touch all of your boss' stuff lol

Pretty sure you can sue for that.

Rub both eyes a lot and touch him a lot or places that he touches!

Wow! Someone farted hard on your pillow.

People like this make my blood boil. There needs to be a law requiring a minimum number of sick days in the US. Stress and worry at work is unhealthy for your brain and body especially when your immune system is fighting disease.

This is America, anything is possible with a good lawyer.

What a jerk! Wait until everyone else gets suck with your illnesses and then he might regret it. You could go over to his things and breathe all over them and rub your hand over your eyes and onto his work phone, computer, doorknobs... Of course that would be unkind. I know I would think about doing it even if I wouldn't follow through ;)

Suck for your coworkers, i wouldn't want to be exposed to anyone else's disease just because my boss is absolute ass. Pink eye is extremely contagious, wash your hands every chance you get, stock up on Purel and become as antisocial as your job description will allow - everyone in the office will thank you for it.

Spread the pink eye and cause your boss a less productive environment!