By Atletic - 30/11/2012 07:30 - United States - Syracuse

Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 094
You deserved it 1 785

Same thing different taste

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Have someone show you the medical bills, that should scare you.

Stand on your head. Jump up and down. Burp. Drink Ginger Ale. Hold your breath. Get scared. Drink water. Juggle. Yell. Breathe through your mouth. ...and by the time you've read through all of these stupid, inane remedies, you would've forgotten to hiccup. You're welcome.

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catkat1988 17

Probably not the time and the place, but have you had a through physical examination with appropriate testing? I'm thinking that whatever cracked your ribs could've hurt your diaphragm, or the tissue or blood vessels surrounding it, which I don't know if could cause persistent hiccups. At any rate, hiccuping for hours with no relief isn't normal, and you might benefit from seeing a doctor. I don't know if they can give you something to make it stop, a muscle relaxant, maybe.

Try forcing a burp after drinking water. Sounds weird, but it works for me....

dodzin 9

I would recommend to see a physician

Plug your ears and drink water at the same time. Hiccups will immediately disappear. Works everytime, no joke. Sorry about your ribs.

Stand on your head. Jump up and down. Burp. Drink Ginger Ale. Hold your breath. Get scared. Drink water. Juggle. Yell. Breathe through your mouth. ...and by the time you've read through all of these stupid, inane remedies, you would've forgotten to hiccup. You're welcome.

Thanks MITM, I had the cold and this cured it, too! You really have an everything-remedy there.

Digital rectal stimulation, is the only known cure for hiccups, well at least that's what I remember from QI.

Digital rectal stimulation!? That just sounds very unpleasant!

sierra142 19

A spoonful of sugar helps me and also bending forwards and drinking water upside down. That one may be hard with cracked ribs, however.

OP is injured so most these remedies would be painful. I'm not ribbing you he must be hurting. I'm not cracking a joke here because it would be a pain on the side. No. ok ill leave the puns to Pleonasm.

I was thinking of writing some puns, but there was a slight hiccup in my plan. I have a bone to pick with you now, ICastillo.

Sorry there Pleonasm I hope I didn't rib you the wrong way for that.

It's going to (inter)cost(al) you big time. That pun was a bit of a stretch, but I had to get it off my chest.

Sounds like a rib off to me. Ok that's all I have I'm done. I cracked under pressure....

#48 - That's it, you have used up your three cracked rib puns. You are not permitted to crack another one.

missababgaga 19

Goodness... Talk about a horrible combination :(

crazytwinsmom 25

It hurts because of the cracked ribs. Coughing and sneezing are extremely painful too.