By Atletic - 30/11/2012 07:30 - United States - Syracuse

Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Have someone show you the medical bills, that should scare you.

Stand on your head. Jump up and down. Burp. Drink Ginger Ale. Hold your breath. Get scared. Drink water. Juggle. Yell. Breathe through your mouth. ...and by the time you've read through all of these stupid, inane remedies, you would've forgotten to hiccup. You're welcome.

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Take a deep breath and hold it in hard, it works every time for me.

Try standing on your head. This is the moment you will tell your kids about.

niiccoolle 7

Eat a spoon full of peanut butter, that always works for me.

You guys obviously don't ever see any of Noor's comments on FML and therefore do not understand her humor. She's joking. She knows that OP is in pain right now, she just jokes about it not hurting because, well, she's Noor. :) It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard.

parcheezy21 3

Drink a glass of water through a paper towel. It works every time

KiddNYC1O 20

I feel your pain yesterday I had them for 15 hours straight nothing worked

Your breathing is erratic because of the cracked ribs, not a coincidence as your wording suggests.

KiddNYC1O 20

God bless your acidic tolerance, 56.

It cloud last years consider yourself lucky

I read somewhere that a guy won a Nobel prize for saying that massaging your anus can cure it.