By failbaby - 02/06/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML
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You deserved it 24 214

Same thing different taste

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You should have looked inside because if there really was a baby I would have went straight in, not wait for the cops.

You should've checked mate, but your heart's in the right place. I think. If it was a real baby, it could've died between the time you heard it and the time the police came in.

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lol. At least you did the right thing. Better to look stupid than to be the reason a baby died.

newguy12 0

so you think that there's a baby in the dumpster, but you leave it in there? Don't you think that it could die while waiting for the police?

Ledz3pp3lin78 0
gclunax 0

... Mayb u shood have lookd inside to see if it was real or not... Well... I dont really blame u. Those things sound kinda real O.o

At least your intentions were good.

ChasinParkedCars 0
goldshoes09 0

Haha. But you did the right thing.....at least you tried to