Kids: Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street....

By failbaby - 02/06/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML

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By jshi8 - 04/08/2011 14:35 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

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Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:05

You should have looked inside because if there really was a baby I would have went straight in, not wait for the cops.

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:10

You should've checked mate, but your heart's in the right place. I think. If it was a real baby, it could've died between the time you heard it and the time the police came in.

Comments

stacyc_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 15:55

I would have looked to see if it was a REAL baby too- before I called anyone ?

scc666 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 15:56

You didn't check before hand? Wow

xjordanxjadedx 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:00

It surprises me that no one has commented on this... But do you guys know how heavy dumpster lids can be?

xXlolololXx 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:00

Your an idiot. You couldn't tell it was a cry coming from a speaker. I the fact that of like wasn't moving or anything.

xjordanxjadedx 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:04

um, xXlolololXx, before you call people idiots, you should know that "I the fact that of like wasn't moving or anything" makes absolutely no sense.

donteventryit 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:12

Tandy- LOL. Everyone who is bitching because he/she didn't get in there and get the baby- SHUT UP!! Your asses would NOT have been in that dumpster either. It's easy to say what someone else "should" have done, while you're sitting on your lazy ass reading "fml".

robbyleigh 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:14

Why would you wait for the cops if you thought a baby was in there?! YDI for being a douche bag.

robbyleigh 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:17

Btw- yeah, I WOULD have got in there. I don't spend my life reading this. No shoes or clothes are more important than a kid. Even if the person who posted this fml was stupid and it was a doll...