By failbaby - 02/06/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML
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Aelaena 6

You should have looked inside because if there really was a baby I would have went straight in, not wait for the cops.

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redbluegreen 40

You should've checked mate, but your heart's in the right place. I think. If it was a real baby, it could've died between the time you heard it and the time the police came in.

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bigraws23 0

FML??? That's great new's!!! That's awsome.

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smnc 0

at least yuu tried to help ! bt yuu shoulda pulled it out before callinq the cops anyway .

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Adriennerox211 0

Pretty realistic, hm? O.o ;]

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cmac86 23

well at least you were thinking of doing the right thing.

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SAM5000 0

ur r a lucky bitch ur not in jail rite now

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sawammie 0

sorry if some one already said this (I'm not looking through all the comments) but maybe a teenager had the stupid baby think it over doll and couldn't take it's crying anymore and threw it out the window... I know I wouldve done that to mine if I wouldn't owe the school $400

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hawxfighter_fml 0

it could be the ones that make those noises

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bxenon 0

i agree with #1 and thats ok because you were just being concerned on what could if been a big problem

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OneDayAttaTime 2

I'm glad you at least did something too many ppl these days turn their head the other way rather than help out

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moolatte 0

Calling the cops and finding out it's a doll is a billion times better than ignoring the crying, then finding out that it was a real baby.

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