By failbaby - 02/06/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML
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Aelaena 6

You should have looked inside because if there really was a baby I would have went straight in, not wait for the cops.

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redbluegreen 40

You should've checked mate, but your heart's in the right place. I think. If it was a real baby, it could've died between the time you heard it and the time the police came in.

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tournesol_fml 0

Ok, you didn't even bother to look for the baby before calling the cops? I mean, if not at least to check to see if it was real, but also because if it was a real baby, you should have been in there helping it. You're dumb.

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silent1643 0

Your first reaction should have been to get the baby out of the dumpster - stupid

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softbonez 0

IS ANYONE REGARDING THE FACT THAT IT'S A DUMPSTER?? Hello! Why would anyone want to climb inside? I think OP is right for waiting til the police arrive.

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Jaxon321 0

Grrrrrrrr no more salami!

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drh1986 0

That's nice of you to care that much. A lot of us wouldn't care.

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dino_rawr 0

I think you did the right thing by calling the police and waiting, even if it was just a doll. If it was a real baby, it may have been dangerous to try and move it incase it had injuries or was likely to get any in the process. So, while you're feeling stupid, you would have done the right thing had it been real.

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genius_man16 0

Why the **** would you just sit there while there was a baby in the dumpster? What if there really was a baby in there and it died while you were standing around like a dumbass? Not only that you could have avoided the whole cop non-sense if you would have looked first. YDI x 999999

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bri1232001 0

You belong in that dumpster.

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flex_able 0

#67 got it, ya'll dont know what you would do in this situation anyway. You did the right thing!

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