Miscellaneous: Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML - FML

By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

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Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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Creeped out

By shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

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Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

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By idontwanttoknow - 16/06/2013 11:37 - United States

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Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML

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By DisturbedMan - 15/01/2014 22:29 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

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Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

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Lock your doors

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

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Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 19:38 - United States

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Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

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Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

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Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

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Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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j_e_m_8_8 0

Friday 6 March 2009 8:07

i heard my mom moan once too..late at night with my stepdad while I was reading. I actually literally blacked out I was so disgusted and shocked. I couldn't see for a good..ohh I'd say 10 seconds. I was 11.

Symmetry88 0

Friday 28 October 2011 4:57

Ya, and I bet you like it too

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reyemrein 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 22:23

hahahahahahahahahaha # 1!

jankyy 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 2:40

Wow,,Ummm.....That's Pretty Nasty..

Nonki 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 9:47

get over it. everyone has sex.

FMLrockzdude 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 22:21

was your dad home? lol

FMLrockzdude 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 22:23

I just babybarfed

SinnerSaint 1

Friday 2 April 2010 2:18

LOL funny shtuff

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Friday 23 April 2010 16:15

Living with someone that long it's bound to happen once.

Gunnybear 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 2:17

who said it's sex? she might have just seen his report card XD

pooley 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 5:01

parent are allowed to have sex too you know

chaniis__ 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 2:06

hahah:) niiice

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