Miscellaneous: Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML - FML

By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

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Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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Creeped out

By shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

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Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

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By idontwanttoknow - 16/06/2013 11:37 - United States

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Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML

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By DisturbedMan - 15/01/2014 22:29 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

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Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

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Lock your doors

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

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Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 19:38 - United States

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Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

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Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

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Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

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Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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j_e_m_8_8 0

Friday 6 March 2009 8:07

i heard my mom moan once too..late at night with my stepdad while I was reading. I actually literally blacked out I was so disgusted and shocked. I couldn't see for a good..ohh I'd say 10 seconds. I was 11.

Symmetry88 0

Friday 28 October 2011 4:57

Ya, and I bet you like it too

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irrelevantxx 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 16:57

AHAHAHAHA. FYL

domii_fml 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 9:00

everyone enjoys it. get over it.

popoman 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:07

Who gives a ****, ******? Give more information next time, so that your FML is a little less useless.

hevyrobbie 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:32

If I heard my parents having sex....id imagine it was someone hot next door and crack one off to the sounds THATS WHAT REAL PEOPLE DO!

oliviax3 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 22:54

your mom was having sex boo hoo for you

yourfavoritemofo 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:33

Wow, what if she was......sleeping u ********

AdmanRulz 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 12:29

lol

xXBlackHorse666X 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 9:16

Parent sex.... ugh!

ellawea 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 6:44

she should have atleast been in her room, instead she chose to do it in the living. FYL.

Kittcatz38 0

Monday 25 July 2011 10:37

noone even said she was in the living room..where are you getting this information?

Iwannabetreo 11

Monday 25 January 2010 11:34

Creep.

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