By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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DieHard3 0

thats some nasty s***!!!! I wanna laugh and feel sorry, but the laugh is taking over. You should confront her. Use something of hers in a gross way.

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Time2Remission 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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hiccups 0

that's ******* hilarious at the same time a little disturbing. must have been one hell of a toothbrush to use it for masterbating

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londonhereicome0 0

Lmfao... The Colgate spin brushes work really well :) Been there done that!

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godhelpme92 0

HOLY CRAP!! Dude that sucks lol. i wonder if she has used it and brushed your teeth with it without knowing : 0

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notmyjazz 0

Wait until she's about to take a drink at dinner and ask her 'Do you know where my toothbrush has been?' OR I have a fun little pen that gives an electric shock to anyone who tries to push the button to turn it on. I don't think it would be that difficult to modify your electric toothbrush...

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bluebunny289 0

Don't ever ever use that toothbrush again. Just get new one and get some revenge. Jack off on her bed and smear it around on her sheets.

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FUCKMYLIFECUNT 0

is your sister by chance a dog?

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hatelife01 0

maybe she grew teeth in her ****** :)

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