By Anonymous - 31/10/2013 20:42 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I heard my surgeon mutter to a nurse how easy it would be to kill me on the operating table and make it look like an accident. FML
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Everyday_Galaxy 14

In medical school he worried about passing as a surgeon, but he made the cut. That was bad.

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DocBastard 38

To answer your question: NO. IT WASN'T ME. (but I've totally said almost this exact thing)

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Nyx_fml 23

Come on. Everyone has those moments in which they think "I could easily kill this person right now". Or is it just me?

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DocBastard 38

To answer your question: NO. IT WASN'T ME. (but I've totally said almost this exact thing)

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Rainhawk94 27

If a dragon lays an egg. then the surgeon has the right to say silent only if the dragon is born with blue scales....you're doctor is plotting to kill you

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psiloveyou15 12

I read this comment 8 times and I'm still not sure what you're trying to say.

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DocBastard 38

I have to put this in my Idiot-English Translation Engine. *whirr* *bzzz* *click* *DING* "If a dragon lays an egg, then the surgeon can only be silent if the baby dragon is born with blue scales. It's a metaphor for...um, for...uh, shit I have no idea. I've been snorting dried hamster poop, and I'm high as **** right now." You're welcome.

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Rainhawk94 27

In my defense. I.used gerbil poop

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False_Stupidity 41

*Gasp* You broke the docs Idiot-English translator!

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perdix 29

Doctors' accidents are red meat for malpractice attorneys. Even if the UK isn't as litigious as the US, I'm sure they don't tolerate medical incompetence.

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frip_fml 9

You'd be surprised, anyone can be a surgeon here in the UK, all you need is a Stanley knife and a pair of gloves.

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perdix 29

#29, I wouldn't be surprised if there weren't more than a few barristers that might want to cash in on the quack's incompetence.

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littlem91 29

True, but we don't class jokes as medical incompetence either...

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lambda_fml 40

LOL HE IS ON THE OPERATING TABLE HE CAN NOT RUN LOL

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mybubbles2000 13

True But if that's the case how did he post on this site? Kidding. It was the thought that counts

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TheAngryPrincess 3

Tired of the trolls clicking "you deserve it". Jerks.

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Zimmington 21

you know some people click YDI on accident... especially on mobile because they're so close together.

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littlem91 29

Story of my life. Plus you earn badges for x number of YDIs.

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worldclassrager 39

Either you are not liked or he was having a bad day...let's home the latter of the two...

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