By Anonymous - 31/10/2013 20:42 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I heard my surgeon mutter to a nurse how easy it would be to kill me on the operating table and make it look like an accident. FML
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Everyday_Galaxy 14

In medical school he worried about passing as a surgeon, but he made the cut. That was bad.

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DocBastard 38

To answer your question: NO. IT WASN'T ME. (but I've totally said almost this exact thing)

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SgtAssCheeks 21

let's be real here; he's not entirely wrong. But he wasn't saying that to you in a threatening way, from the perspective you give us, at least I hope.... If it"s making you too uncomfortable, get a new doctor, but for the hard work this guy has come up to to be a doctor, "accidentally" killing your patient is an insult to the entire medical scene. Cheer up, he'll fix you up good with the best of his abilities.

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buckdharma 36

I hope the operation is to remove your wrenched funny bone and your doctor's name is Milton Bradley.

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jonahwalzer 12

You should tell him how easy it is to call the cops and get a new doctor:)

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alycion 38

And I thought mine was bad for saying a nerve biopsy wouldn't hurt him at all. And oh yea, I would feel a lot of pain. Lol he overheard me say to my mom right before he came into the room for the consult that I bet this wouldn't be comfortable.

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awilliams44 9

Maybe he has a really creepy screwed up sense of humour.?

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conqueror57 11

I'm going to guess that you're one of THOSE patients. You know, the kind the whole hospital staff kind of hopes dies on the table.

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Ksweety_fml 27

What kinda doctor would say that?... crazy.

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