By Anonymous - 31/10/2013 20:42 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I heard my surgeon mutter to a nurse how easy it would be to kill me on the operating table and make it look like an accident. FML
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Everyday_Galaxy 14

In medical school he worried about passing as a surgeon, but he made the cut. That was bad.

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DocBastard 38

To answer your question: NO. IT WASN'T ME. (but I've totally said almost this exact thing)

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justtheotherguy 12

Hahaha.. He wasn't kidding, If you were Larry David (from curb your enthusiasm) you would've made a whole new season.. Enjoy while you still alive, wouldn't be long though

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Raum 19

You should have said something to his higher-up. Even though it was most likely a joke, it was a horribly unprofessional thing to say, and whoever is in charge needs to make it clear that it is unacceptable to make patients uncomfortable or worried for their safety. This isn't about OP needing to get a sense of humour, this is about the surgeon needing to understand that there is a time and place for dark jokes.

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shank39 12

He was probably joking with his nurse. The fact that you are alive.. Proves it..

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Mimi12589_fml 10

Or.. the doctor has a crush on the pretty nurse and he wanted to make her laugh with no funny doctor jokes.. You may have helped him to get laid !

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MymB612 14

Oh my god, sue-happy people, learn to take a joke...

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loawe 10

pretty sure that most, if not all doctors, that you'd come across would have a sick or twisted sense of humor. they chose to become doctors over anything else after all

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badams92 5

File a suite and never go back to them.

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Huddisher 10

I would get whoever is in charge of them. Holy.

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