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By scheisse - 14/07/2013 21:25 - Germany - Herne

Today, I held a house party. For fun, I made sure all the beer was alcohol-free, so I could see which of my friends would be weak-minded enough to end up acting drunk. Three did. I was one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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Lonely

By Anonymous - 25/10/2022 01:00 - Nigeria

Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2017 12:00

Today, after two months of being teased by my friends for getting wasted and passing out from only one shot, I learned that I wasn't actually too weak to handle the alcohol. My "friends" had secretly laced my drink with sleeping pills. They're now teasing me for believing them. FML

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By good friend - 27/12/2013 06:35 - United States - Missoula

Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML

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By fuckmylife - 28/04/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I decided to be the sober housemate for the first time in a while. I drove my drunk friends to the bar and back, even buying them pizza before they passed out in the living room. I got repaid by catching my wasted housemate in my room, peeing all over my floor, bed, and nightstand. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 06:20 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 21:00 - Philippines

Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML

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Partaaaaay!

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By Neednewfriends - 11/11/2015 14:38 - Australia

Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2012 04:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

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DrSo 15

Monday 15 July 2013 2:51

1. You had a non-alcoholic house party in Germany. 2. You fell for your own set up. How do you NOT deserve it?!

lakerfan8224 17

Monday 15 July 2013 2:51

The mind is a powerful thing.

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htownpostman 16

Monday 15 July 2013 10:17

How when you knew it was alcohol free?

random_commenter 9

Monday 15 July 2013 10:26

Only in NRW people can't read the labels of beer bottles and can't tell non-alc beer from normal beer by tasting it! Wouldn't have happened in Bavaria... (So san de Saupreißen halt)

kewpiesuicide 29

Monday 15 July 2013 16:54

I was thinking this too!

random_commenter 9

Monday 15 July 2013 22:42

What were you thinking too? The stuff about the Bavarians and "Saupreißen" (Non-Bavarians) or the stuff about the taste and the bottle labels? ;)

nightbirdblue 27

Monday 15 July 2013 10:39

This could have turned deadly, if OP told everyone that the drinks were actually poisoned.

judea95 16

Monday 15 July 2013 10:41

You definitely deserved that. How can someone be so thick headed...

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 15 July 2013 10:50

# 1 / There is a drinking age even in Germany, actually there is a drinking age in most European countries (including Ireland and UK)... Then I wonder how OP managed that stunt considering that it says alcohol-free on the bottles... unless none of his friends can read. That and how could he forget his own prank in a few hours? It all seems a little bit too far-fetched...

Aero_x 21

Monday 15 July 2013 11:32

Did you guys act like you had a hangover as well? You really shot yourself on the foot with this one.

organolithium_fml 9

Monday 15 July 2013 11:43

Apart from the fact that it's mentioned on every bottle or can, did nobody noticed the difference in taste?

Iwannabetreo 11

Monday 15 July 2013 12:06

You must be of a new, special breed of super idiots. Not even a regular idiot could buy non-alcoholic beer at their own party and think they were drunk.