By C.Neyy - 21/02/2010 07:04 - United States

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Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
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L0lCney 0

He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/

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xx_kaelen_xx 0

yeahhhhh I don't get it either.......pretend to rape her??? weird guy

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kiss_of_death 0

haha, that guys awsome, and admit it u liked it :P

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quietlytearful 0

how do you "pretend" to rape someone? why did he push her? I don't get this...

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inconspicousfema 0

wth u should have slapped him hope ur crush is done. how the hell do u pretend to rape someone

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Butterfly_Kisses_fml 0

1)Its not called rape if you like it 2)I don't get it?:(

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