By C.Neyy - 21/02/2010 07:04 - United States

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Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
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L0lCney 0

He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/

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starandheart 0

What the heck?! Rather than just being blamed for pushing you, and you tripping, he would rather be blamed for a fake rape? WTF?!

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crowbar87 0

I don't know what you are complaining about what he did sounds pretty hot to me

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CallMeHush 0

You see Your Honor I was only pretending to rape her. Well son, you can sit in this jail and pretend to like the ass raping you will be getting from Bubba tonight.

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karinerz 0

How the hell does fake raping save his embarrasment?? And why did he push you in the first place? You gave him a hug, not like you turned into an alien and tried to hug him. FYL, and you gotta get over him.

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FUDGELOVESME 0

so like was the couch in a public place where a bunch of people saw you this story sounds suspicious

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TapialPaado 1

I know it's the internet and these sorts of jokes are expected, but because the OP sounds young and inexperienced - it is still rape if you enjoy it, if you didn't consent to it; and even "fake rape" (what, dry humping?) is a form of sexual assault. Don't be afraid to seek counselling or authorities about this.

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