Intimacy: Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time... - FML

By C.Neyy - 21/02/2010 07:04 - United States

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Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML

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L0lCney 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:24

He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/

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GermanKat 1

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:25

er-what??

venusvsmars 2

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:24

what a creep.

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babybubz 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:40

I don't get it?

XR6Falcon 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:40

what a ********! Surely you can find someone better then him.

EllyH 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:43

I don't understand this post either... it does not make any sense! Please explain to me what happend?!

XDNurse 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:47

because she hugged him... he shoved her and she hit her head on the wall. he was embarrassed that he hurt her head and tried to cover it up by pretending to .... yea rape her?

EllyH 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:55

Haha, what a strange guy :)

MrsSarcasm 3

Saturday 21 July 2012 9:37

I think what she's saying is that he pushed her over the couch...she hit her head on the wall so he just pretended to hump her to save him the embarrassment. I get it, it's just terrible wording.

ringmybell_fml 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:56

subtle...?

hqwoody327 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:29

as a train wreck...

Deniise4395 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:17

haha. did hel yell suprise!.. then it's not rape;)

tsent8 15

Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:51

Haha! Did you spell right? No! But my ears still got raped.

fuckyouasshole66 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:22

what an ass hole

Deniise4395 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:23

ha not if he yelled suprise

Riyu55 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:32

I like bannana sex

quietlytearful 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:59

me too :D

Riyu55 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:41

he accidently pushed her so he pretended to rape her to make it look like he pushed her on purpous.

Comatose27 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:34

lol... this is hilarious. =P

DynamicDave 11

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:36

A. You can't rape the willing. B. I don't get it...WTF?

ebababa 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 13:46

I don't...get it. ?

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