By C.Neyy - 21/02/2010 07:04 - United States

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Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
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L0lCney 0

He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/

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sokiae 0

so he 'accidentally' kicked the shit out of you and then 'fake raped' you? uhm... why do you like this prick exactly?

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nomnommonster 0

soo...he pretended to make a rape baby after various pushing to save his embarassment? This is a little out there.

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strawberry6826 0

wtf n if u like a guy thts such an idiot then ydi

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FatalWedgie 0

I pushed myself onto my couch and pretended to understand this FML.

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neonskittzy 0

why would he pretend to rape you when he obviously didn't want to touch you in the first place? what?

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amazinglyava 0

hopefully you don't still have a crush on him ..

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