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By ScarredForLife - 25/12/2009 06:28 - United States

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Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML

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By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2012 04:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML

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By unfortunate419 - 17/02/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

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By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML

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powersticks 16

Friday 25 December 2009 16:06

Even though that's totally ****** up you have to admit that he has an awesome grandma.

RuralNinja 0

Friday 25 December 2009 16:06

YDI for drinking with your grandma.

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djh8190 0

Friday 25 December 2009 22:15

YDI - Play a gentleman's game, no distractions.

CallMeHush 0

Friday 25 December 2009 22:17

Damn Grannie, Now roll those things up and put them away. Grandma Win.

Babushka_Homyak 10

Friday 25 December 2009 22:35

What an image. Win.

tisiphone_fml 0

Friday 25 December 2009 22:43

YDI... should have taught them to play Wii, or at least 360.

ArtistsSunshine2 0

Friday 25 December 2009 23:38

Wow...this FML is FTW. This one made me laugh out loud! But YDI for introducing your family to Beer Pong...but in a way, your family is awesome for playing it...LOL

danii_s2 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 1:07

I'm guna sound stupid, and I apologise in advance... but can someone explain beer pong to me?

sexpanther10 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 1:33

wow... can you say "scarred for life?"

esines 9

Wednesday 9 May 2012 23:12

Well that IS OP's name...

sexpanther10 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 1:35

#31, I would just google it.

Chazlol 7

Saturday 26 December 2009 3:10

LMFAO! This made me laugh as soon as I read it. #33 My Exact words.

danii_s2 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 6:26

I did :) it's exactly wat I thought it was :)

1_5_6_2_3_ 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 7:26

hahaha PONG is deff in my fam but only with the cousins ((: we sure as hekk dont flash eachother tho lol we just take eachothers money and kick some ass xD

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