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By ScarredForLife - 25/12/2009 06:28 - United States

Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Edinburg

Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML

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By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, my friend told me that he was having a Scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special Scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in, everyone was playing beer pong. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2012 04:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML

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By unfortunate419 - 17/02/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

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By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML

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Friday 25 December 2009 16:06

Even though that's totally ****** up you have to admit that he has an awesome grandma.

RuralNinja 0

Friday 25 December 2009 16:06

YDI for drinking with your grandma.

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vinceb5 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 7:47

awww!!! if i saw my grandmas **** i'd jump off a cliff

Ricky_rubio121 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 8:29

as soon as i read this i got a quick sharp pain in my head. like a headache in one small part of my brain for bout 10 secs and hurt way more than a headache. im so srry.....

me5 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 19:23

Rocks and socks!

ScaryPants3 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:26

Haha beer pong with the family? Classic. And gross. Why would she flash.. family? Like, really. That's abuse. :P

alexis_michelle_ 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:04

LMFAO. THAT IS THE GREATEST FML EVER.

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:42

Haha. Youch. Not even booze can erase that kind of scarring. xD

Phobic_fml 14

Tuesday 29 December 2009 7:24

i don't think grandma needs to be playing beer pong in the first place.

bananapie62 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 21:27

i bet u liked it

catiap 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 5:57

so...Today, my aunts dedided to play around with a little boy that breast fed for a long time they we asking him where peoples boobs wer so they asked him to find mine if it does no make it wors my mom that sais there is no issue with it and flashes me and the little boy