By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
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Same thing different taste

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SimpleMinds_fml 7

Did your boyfriend go home and right a whiny song about it?

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why dont you girls ever go for a guy with balls? did your bf go stand outside of hot topic and cut himself?

Op's father has officially won the Internet.

If i were a father i would do exactly that

your dad is a ******* asshole. Attempting to hurt and embarrass the kind of person who hates themselves enough to self harm is not ******* okay. As for all of you talking about how awesome OP's dad is for being an insensitive piece of shit, you're no better than the ground this guy walks on.

his reasoning was "if he kills himself then I won't need to dirty my shotgun"