You must be REALLY bad in bed to drive a woman to celibacy!

This isn't a FML. YDI.

You reply by saying "ok then i'll go elsewhere for my needs" give here the choice of putting out or you tapping other girls. If she says that is insensitive or whatever then you put it on her that she took a vow of chastity without discussing it with you first and allowing you to establishing your wants and needs.

I don't see why this is an FML. If you really loved the girl you would understand. That, or you're just a plain fucktard.

You fail for dating a retard.

although I have a few questions about her decision if it's a real out of the blue surprise or kinda expected like 1. Is she real religious or recently become "born again"? 2. When having sex was she in for it most of the time or real reluctant to have it threw out your relationship? 3. Did she enjoy it or did she always seem upset after you have sex like she felt "bad: or "dirty" If she has always been weird about sex it shouldn't be a surprise but if she never shown any major reluctance about sex in the past then I would be suspicious

Ouch. Tough deal bro. Ask her to make an exception for your birthday.

Dump her. Seriously. It's 2009.

rOn-b: tell her ditto

haha that's ******* great!! i'm pregnant and my bf was like uhm we arent having sex for awhile after this we dont need anymore kids anytime soon. but i mean shit tell her a ******** isnt sex.lmfao