Love: Today, I just let out all my feeling for a woman that I have... - FML

By diskdude13 - 15/10/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I just let out all my feeling for a woman that I have loved for 22 years. When I finished, she said "You're so funny!" and walked away. FML

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By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 2 916

By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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By Ih8ungratefulb - 23/04/2023 00:00

Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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By Oraashi - 26/06/2012 17:18 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML

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By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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You deserved it 19 449

Tainted Love

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 21:27 - United States

Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML

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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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o76923 8

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:22

this has to be the most common theme ever: "I told a stranger I've secretly loved/stalked them forever then they laughed/called the police. FML." Seriously? This place has more stalkers than facebook...

treminaor 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:25

22 years? Too slow. YDI

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NoNeak 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 9:15

22...and you're like 26 ? xD get over it...wuss

jchansfan 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 9:17

I can like understand throught out high school or something when things can be pretty confusing, but 22 years is rather ridiculous. She must have been dating throughout, how did you not ever move on? I feel bad for you, but 22 years is way too long... D:

waterynuggets 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 9:27

Yawn, seen these FML's once too many already.

Live_And_Let_Liv 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 9:27

i feel bad for u dude. that would toatally suck

bugmenotmofo 34

Thursday 15 October 2009 9:31

@OP: "A woman"??? Not "THE woman"? How many were there that you've loved for 22 years?

IamSpartacus 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 9:36

Suppose you guys did start dating...so how long would it take for your guys' first kiss? 10 years? LOL.

patticake1601 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 9:53

geez, maybe you rushed it?

LemonadePink 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 10:15

Um okay anything over a year and that's too long of a time to keep your feelings to yourself, you should have gotten it off of your chest. Who knows maybe you could have gotten with her but either way you could have moved on by now. Keeping feelings inside for a long time takes so much out of a person. You are 21 years late.

Mx_Rider 6

Thursday 15 October 2009 10:19

dude fml website is getting gayer by the day. honestly 22 yrs id be duumb to believe you but ima be an asshole can call u a pussy u have no game.

Peroxide 3

Thursday 15 October 2009 11:06

Please tell me you were in a coma for 21 of those 22 years

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