Intimacy: Today, I just realized the harder my girlfriend comes during...

By SkiMaskFukd - 07/05/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, I just realized the harder my girlfriend comes during sex, the louder she snores after. I've tried earplugs but sometimes, like tonight, once I am up, I can't fall back to sleep. My choices are thus great sex and no sleep, or great sleep but no sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

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By Bolin - 17/05/2021 08:08

Today, I have to sleep in another room, with the door closed, because if I don't, my girlfriend's snoring will keep me awake. I was diagnosed with chronic insomnia because of this. FML

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By sleepless in sleeplessness - 18/06/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snores like a lumberjack. Even when I leave to sleep on the couch, I can still hear her through the door. She won’t go to the doctor because, "snoring runs in her family and they’re all just fine." Yeah, uh huh. FML

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By Tired Girlfriend - 14/06/2017 22:00

Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML

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Confinement is rough

By daisythebunny1988 - 25/03/2020 05:15

Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML

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By Isuckreallybad - 06/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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By pornhastaughtmenothing - 21/02/2013 08:46 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML

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By quietsleeper - 13/10/2009 11:07 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend told me I don't snore when I sleep. Which is funny, since during the last year of my marriage, my ex-wife would make me sleep on the couch because my loud snoring kept her up. FML

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Only a few more years to go…

By Anonymous - 09/02/2022 16:00

Today, the lullaby I sing to my toddler makes my husband fall asleep faster than her, so basically I have to choose between not having sex or having to put up with a cranky overtired hyperactive toddler. Our house has a single bedroom where we all co-sleep, so I guess it's option one for now for me. FML

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Friday 7 May 2010 19:08

sleep is better

tysta 0

Friday 7 May 2010 19:10

Just Jack off and sleep good.... Problem solved.

Comments

LoudandAwkward 7

Sunday 13 April 2014 15:13

You could go mediocre on both!

Simbaby 23

Thursday 31 July 2014 5:05

Atleast you know you're getting the job done .

JackAtPage 13

Tuesday 24 February 2015 3:01

Why is this even a problem?

teddd14beat 13

Sunday 26 April 2015 20:15

take a sleeping pill :)

Drosophila82 18

Friday 1 May 2015 21:49

At least you were getting some!

Chibicase 19

Sunday 8 November 2015 6:08

just get those nasal strips that help you not to snore and keep them by the bed. if you let her know its a problem then I'm sure she would be willing to use them

mikelangele 15

Tuesday 5 January 2016 5:53

have sex in the morning

Adamjohn82 19

Friday 29 January 2016 20:36

**** off with those champagne tears dude

ErinShannon 27

Sunday 6 August 2017 11:53

Rotate. Have days where you bang and days when you dont. If you have work and need sleep, no sex. If you have free time and dont need sleep, bang away.