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By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 17:42 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

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By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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Thursday 30 April 2015 0:44

Asshole neighbor strikes once more.

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Thursday 30 April 2015 0:45

Really creepy of your neighbor. Hopefully they don't do it again. FYL

Comments

FlendtDK 16

Thursday 30 April 2015 9:29

LOL that's an amazing prank!

sarcasticdevil 5

Thursday 30 April 2015 13:59

Is it sad I kinda wanna do that to someone

Masift 21

Thursday 30 April 2015 14:35

OMFG That is so terrifying that I wouldn't even wish it upon my worst enemy. Actually I probably would but still that's horrible. Sorry op :(

JKPwnage 27

Thursday 30 April 2015 15:37

Another example of why you shouldn't hire exorcists. There's always a reasonable explanation for everything. No need to associate more things with higher powers.

eatmor2 9

Thursday 30 April 2015 16:34

Ultimate FML I've seen so far

middlenamefrank 8

Thursday 30 April 2015 16:51

Geez....turn off the visibility of your speakers if you don't want them hacked! Oh, and FAR more important, do it on your phone too. Speakers are one thing, a smartphone full of valuable information is a very different matter.