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By bruised - 11/04/2016 07:26 - United States - Novi

Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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By Innocence - 13/02/2015 17:33 - United States - Amelia

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2021 14:01

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By Cùchulainn - 10/01/2009 03:23 - France

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

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By Sawarski - 07/01/2013 20:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By Stacey - 07/05/2022 22:00

Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML

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By SoVeryMonday - 30/11/2009 18:01 - Canada

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

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expertsmilee 26

Monday 11 April 2016 18:15

Judont want to startle the guy apparently.

sloth115 18

Monday 11 April 2016 18:15

Don't be surprised, no affection so he probably didn't expect that it was you

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haileyrows 26

Monday 11 April 2016 21:14

I once woke up to my boyfriend holding me in a chokehold- it was gentle, but he certainly wasn't letting go until I woke him up :P. He thinks his sleep-self was probably trying to cuddle me.

ezrajab 22

Monday 11 April 2016 21:22

Ouch sorry op

MidnightRose2015 3

Monday 11 April 2016 21:53

Maybe that will be a lesson to him.

Blu1n1Orange 5

Monday 11 April 2016 23:02

ya I'm not sure hugging him when he sleeping as a way to improve your affection is that good of an idea

MasterTron 24

Monday 11 April 2016 23:31

No no what happened really was you just happened to hug him at the time he was acting out his dream version of everybody was Kung Fu fighting

peacheson 3

Tuesday 12 April 2016 0:42

Today I used mymmspy.com to hack my GF's MMS messages. While going through her pictures I found some dicks and noticed it was my dad she was texting. FML

rogerover 19

Tuesday 12 April 2016 2:01

If he's not getting enough affection at this early stage then it is NOT gonna work very well. This is when you're all hot for each other. F his life for sure.

thenetflox 4

Tuesday 12 April 2016 21:39

Smh guys always will read the "lack of affection " part and skip over the "snap my neck" part. If this is how he reacts in his sleep I wouldn't want to be near him either. I just hope this doesn't happen often for OP that'd suck

hoosiergirl94 31

Tuesday 12 April 2016 6:31

And now you're dead.

mugbee 6

Tuesday 12 April 2016 13:20

that reminds of the story of someone was about to measure his gf's neck perimeter with a rope so as to buy her a necklace... when she woke up suddenly...