By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 06:48 - Australia

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML
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Top comments

ashleykay94 7

Wow, you're a dumb ass.

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bbailey19 3

Why snort anything up your noise? Slippery slope brah

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Freeze_fml 16

Or anything at all. You're welcome to learn that through experience, though.

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jswizzle_ 6

And of course, you're Australian.

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ragzy 7

As are you son! How was your curry powder line?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

G'day mate! Bloody hell yer a dumb one ain'tcha?

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SteveTheJanitor 6

81 - no one in Australia actually speaks like that except some people from the outback

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FreeDrawn 7

sounds like a cowboy more than an as australian accent !

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KiddNYC1O 20

Foster's; Australian for beer.

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ragzy 7

143 - Common myth, no one drinks Fosters over here! Great marketing by Fosters though that they have convinced the world it's all we drink!

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Joshoa123 16

Curry up and jump off of a building, we're all doing it.

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Buttsexpirate 9

Hopefully the burn was like a snap to the cerebellum and made you realize how dumb you are for giving in to peer pressure

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anencephalic 14

If anything it should smack his/her frontal lobe.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Just because you saw steve-o did it in the movie with wasabi means you should'nt do it in real life with CURRY.

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ckilla421 0

Never snort curry powder. "Pixie stix" are the way to go.

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badactor009 0

THAT was something you had to learn? You better tighten your chin strap. Life is going to be a bumpy ride.

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