By acab93 - 10/02/2011 22:37 - United States

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML
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Doortje 29

So you thought a ham was an animal? What did you think it looked like? What sound did you think it made?

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ScaryyMary 14

Actually, ham is a fruit. Haven't you ever driven past a ham farm and seen the inbred Republicans plucking the ripe, juicy, pink hams from the tallest trees? I can take you to one, it's such an inspiring sight. Afterward, we can go snipe hunting, I know a GREAT spot.

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mrcloudy 0

wow..... just wow..... why would you admit that to anyone?

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LiznessMonster 9

I hope you do know that this is your own fault. :/

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fraqtl 1

“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”

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slickrasta 1

Get some real education bud. or grow a brain, one of the two.

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justin0006 1

STOMP STOMP STOMP, IDIOT!!!!

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lmc94 11

Jajjajajjajajjajajajajajajajajajja great! =p

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alicec123 0

you need to get out more

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