By **(: - 09/08/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, I learned that if you stare down an attractive man while pumping gas, he'll stare back. Then he might ask for your number. At which point his girlfriend will get out of the car and threaten to kick your ass. FML
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zaku2capt 1

Sexy catfight at a gas station? At least snacks are close by.

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cmihran 1

Well at least you didn't actually get your ass kicked, could of been worse.

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AustiinP 0

That moment calls for you to look at the guy and say, "You deserve better, sorry you have to live with that, wish you the best!"

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jedielf 23

you spelled the world "girl" wrong :P

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pixelebrate 0

38- someone needs Engrish classes. yeah I spelled that wrong -_-

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frankwolf86 0

thats funny... but the guy is a douche having a gf and asking a random chick her phone number in front of her... tsk tsk

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AustiinP 0

definitely should've made it a little more secretive right?

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cowsgomooatyou 8

Meh I wouldn't worry about it, it's probably made up any way.

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cowsgomooatyou 8

Ooh my first moderated comment! Ah, today is a good day.

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loveexgirl 15

That's why you don't stare at an attractive man at the gas station.

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jacksonclarke 0

Course you do. She could've gotten a shag until dumb bitch girlfriend turned up.

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T552 12

You're lucky you never got to know a guy like that. What sort of man chats up another woman asking for her number when his girlfriends in the car? Scum.

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birdfreak 24

So why can't the chick pump her own car? And its completely obvious who wears the pants in that relationship. I understand what the term means but if anyone knows how they came up with it, do tell. Term: "who wears the pants in the relationship"

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

Who says it was the girl's car? Perhaps the guy and the girl were coming home, and he stopped for gas.

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birdfreak 24

Sorry now I feel stupid didn't think about it like that

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jessesgirl14 16

It was a term used when it was uncommon for women to wear pants (they only wore dresses/skirts) if a woman was domineering it was said that she wore the pants in a relationship.... Meaning she was the boss of they house

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stevenmx86 7

I never understood that... It's not your fault he's not single and still asked for your number... She should kick his ass..

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pfx2_fml 15

Maybe you could turn it into a three way

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

But OP never actually gave her number, so they couldn't have a three way on the phone. Maybe you're thinking of a threesome? If so.. I'm intrigued.

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pixelebrate 0

pffffftttt 3way? wow. it's threesome bud.

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pfx2_fml 15

Oh whatever, three some, I'm ******* tired

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pfx2_fml 15

Oh whatever, three some, I'm ******* tired

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Same difference. Geez.

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androiddestroya 7

pfx2, why does every comment of yours make you look like an ass?

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VJM_BFF 0

Lmao then whoop that bitchs ass no one told her to pick a jackass for a bf. Shit it ain't your fault!!!!!

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bananaburger 0

No shirts let's get it on!

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