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By **(: - 09/08/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, I learned that if you stare down an attractive man while pumping gas, he'll stare back. Then he might ask for your number. At which point his girlfriend will get out of the car and threaten to kick your ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2021 03:01 - United States - Randolph

Today, I was pumping gas at a gas station. An attractive woman walked by and the guy pumping gas behind me did a whistle/catcall to her. She then looked at me and gave me a disgusted look. I didn't even try to hit on a girl, and still got rejected. FML

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False alarm

By sillyrabbit - 24/02/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, after I had filled up my car and got into it I saw a cute guy running towards me. I flashed a smile and left the door open and said, "Hey" when he was next to me. He said, "The pump is still attached to your car, you really should be more careful." FML

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You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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By ShamedJP - 03/04/2009 22:05 - United States

Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML

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By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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Whoomp whoomp

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

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Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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By offended - 14/06/2012 08:11 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

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zaku2capt 1

Tuesday 9 August 2011 12:01

Sexy catfight at a gas station? At least snacks are close by.

cmihran 1

Tuesday 9 August 2011 12:00

Well at least you didn't actually get your ass kicked, could of been worse.

Comments

portcaveman 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:21

your a tool

stoptrying 9

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:51

*You're. Learn to spell before you insult, kid.

beauty2646 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:41

Why do girls always threaten the "other" person instead of their significant other. It makes no sense, how were you suppose to know?

UsagiArwen 23

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:11

84, I totally agree. I do not understand why their mentality aims the threat at the other person like they should. If they got a player for a bf, then they need to aim their issues at him. I see this all the times on shows and crap, and it's just so stupid. Op, fyl.

italianbby 11

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:23

Haha I'm in Kentucky now! But at least he wanted your number? It's not that bad..

Sweet_Testicles 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:37

His fault for having a girlfriend

jaff23 11

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:08

The girlfriend should be kicking the guys ass

yeseniaaa 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:56

Today, my boyfriend asked for a girl's number at the gas station while I was in the car. FML

bawlerr75 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:48

What did yuu do ?

jmsbigley 6

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:44

what a dumb bitch. she tries to kick your ads and her man is... "innocent"?

kaykay20 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 21:52

The girlfriend should have been mad at the guy for even thinking of asking for another girls number especially with her sitting right there in the car and for of course not telling that he was taken.