Intimacy: Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited"...

By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 14:26 - France

Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. With my French friends, people I meet, and especially with my host family. FML

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Today, I spent my first night with my English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice, "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 22:33 - United States

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Gwyddhien 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:16

Don't worry... I'm a native French speaker, and "je suis excité" isn't that bad and can be used with non-sexual things as well

sooper 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:16

Hahaha, they must think you have some great fun ;D

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Lilou_french 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:33

I'm French and it's so funny! The thing is whatever it's suppose to mean everyone would think about sex. At least in France. I'm sure they all understood what you meant, but it's still so funny to hear. There's a big chance they made fun of you... or they thought you were easily sexually exited :) Like when I learned what really meant "give it to me"... @#102: the French word is "préliminaires" (always in plural btw)

oystercultviking 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:45

God, I love language barriers.

fml_master_ 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:58

merde

randomguy1517 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:59

you're ******* retarded it does mean i'm excited ******* dumbass

thecrazyone212 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 2:06

uhmm sweetie no it doesnt. it means im excited. i speak french, Im sexuellement excité thats im sexually excited smartiee.

geesquared 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 2:12

Jut say... je baise le chien tous le jours. hahaha i'm sorry, but i had to

luckyducky123 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 2:21

Uhmm.. no it means I am excited. Je suis excité is passé composé. Now, if you added sexuellement to the end of it, then yes, it would mean I am sexual excited.

JeepThebeast 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 2:35

OMG té ****** kun kel genre de francophones eske C sa? ''j'suis excité'' ohh that's ''i'm sexually excited'' y pense probablement ke ''I miss you'' pi ''je te manque'' C la même calisse d'affaire.