Intimacy: Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited"...

By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 14:26 - France

Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. With my French friends, people I meet, and especially with my host family. FML

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By thegoldenboy3 - 12/02/2009 12:14 - Spain

Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML

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Today, my girlfriend, who recently started French classes, and I were having sex. Knowing how whispering in my ear turns me on, she whispered something in French, and I came. Later I found out it meant something like, "You should lose a lot of weight." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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By aur - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I spent my first night with my English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice, "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML

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By SpanishInFrenchClass - 06/12/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 22:33 - United States

Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML

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Gwyddhien 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:16

Don't worry... I'm a native French speaker, and "je suis excité" isn't that bad and can be used with non-sexual things as well

sooper 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:16

Hahaha, they must think you have some great fun ;D

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aiaiai_fml 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:32

actualy, I'm excitee in french is j'ai hâte. All of my school classes are in french, and due to that my brain is partially in french.

Gen2105 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:36

Umm.. it doesn't mean sexually excited, but whatever. It depends on the circumstances kind of like anything else. A better word is in fact "hâte", but people won't think you're too weird for saying "excité". Not that big of a deal.

jsheetz 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:38

haha so u went around all week telling everyone that you are horney?! wow ur life sucks

BLiNdZoRz 3

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:54

First of all, "je suis excité" doesn't mean you are sexually excited. It meant exactly what you thought it meant. I'm a french canadian, I would know. What kind of douche told you that?

xkat356 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:02

Parisian French is different from Quebec French.And yes, it can be taken in a sexual way.This FML is from France...learn to read. |:

daniellap 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:13

I do agree that french from Quebec and from France do have differences...I'm reading Twilight in french, and it was translated in France and I agree that I would not have the same expressions as them (I'm from Quebec)...but that being said, usually verb tenses mean the exact same thing in both, because they are not expressions, they are the basis of the french language! just a thought :)

TraverseTown 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:55

I would love to see transcripts of your conversations in English. Person: What do you think about going to see the Arc de Triomphe? You: I'm sexually excited! Person: ...

2bad4life 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:02

are u retarded?

daniellap 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:06

I'm a native french speaker from Montreal, Quebec...and we use ''J'suis excité!'' all the time for instance, if you're excited for an event, or if your favourite band is coming to the city, or if you're a crazy Twilight fan you can easily say ''Je suis tellement excité pour le film'' and such! don't worry, you didn't look like an ass :)