By Buzzie - 02/09/2010 21:09 - United States

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Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML
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RoccoRox 0

just say, I do have a boyfriend, he's just battery operated ;).

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glorialaura21 8

well just say it's your electric toothbrush! ..and you were making noise bc you have sensitive teeth and it hurts when u brush? lol duhh

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remy3106 10

just go out and **** someone!!!! |:) ppl these days...

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cathylee22 4

ya bc that's real classy... you have class

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bubblezz0504 0

maybe she's shy.

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EngageZoo5 8

Your a ***** and a bitch with absolutely no moral value, I bet your a real piece of work. I see your comments a become overwhelmed with disgust because terrible personality. Of course you'd be the one to post stupid shit like that on here. Silly cold hearted **** dont you have anything better to do other than say dumb shit on here?

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Erindub 0

I think tbe true FML here is that you've been single for 3 years not that people can hear you diddling yourself

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Shaggy_92 5

-77i lol it's the truth but still lol...then OP hasto worry bout rape

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cathylee22 4

I'm 25 I wouldn't even go out an **** someone I don't know these days with all the STDS and shit floating around that is just stupid and asking for something to happen to you. have common sense ppl lord.

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Tanner13M 0

Hey, you should charge them for the entertainment.

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Shaggy_92 5

true so true. im 18 and I'm a guy and I don't have sex at will. even though I could I mean you can catch something that could kill you (AIDS) lots of people kno better they just do it anyways.

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cathylee22 4

87 thank you for agreeing some ppl on here just have no common sense these days.

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AFRAID_fml 0

Cathy, why don't you suck it up and go **** or suck someone

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cathylee22 4

bc I'm all set with getting some shit STD from a pig like you. I have a damn good life without aids in it thanks very much. why are ppl such assholes on this my god.

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Shaggy_92 5

yea guys act like that on here but they wouldn't have the balls to say any of it to ur face ;)

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holaworld 0

thank god some people in this world arnt *****:). keep it up girl:)

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cathylee22 4

thanks shaggy and holaworld :) and shaggy even if they said it to my face I can hold my own no worries :)

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Jizwold 0

it's not like any guy that u have casual sex with is gona have STDs but I am really happy to see someone who is attractive AND not a **** on here. it doesn't happen very often so keep up the good work :)

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3ddie_the_head 0

They would hear alot more if you weren't single.

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AFRAID_fml 0

haha lol I'm only 15 I don't have sex I'm just speaking for the other sexual pigs out there :p

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vamplove9 0

hmmmmmm awkward!! lolz.

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