By Buzzie - 02/09/2010 21:09 - United States

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Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML
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RoccoRox 0

just say, I do have a boyfriend, he's just battery operated ;).

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glorialaura21 8

well just say it's your electric toothbrush! ..and you were making noise bc you have sensitive teeth and it hurts when u brush? lol duhh

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RoccoRox 0

just say, I do have a boyfriend, he's just battery operated ;).

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SilverStar93 0

lmfaoo desperate much?

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remy3106 10

?? how was that desperate? I said "lol"

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Remy, you moron, she wasn't even talking to you. There is another person she could have been responding to, and since it doesn't make sense that she'd be calling your waste of a comment saying "lol" desperate, she must be talking to the other person. Lose the superiority complex.

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tj79 3

I'll be your bf then you won't need the vibe, but you would need thicker walls ;)

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thebigj98 0

damn dj2013 I wanna b n da middle of dat

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Nick_1993 2

you know that its probably some fat guy jacking off to fmls about sex and put a picture of two chicks?

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tweetbaby14 18

it is a guy in his profile it says "Mr."

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machiko_fml 0

ahaha that sucks. you should ask them to join you.

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