Intimacy: Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for...

By Buzzie - 02/09/2010 21:09 - United States

Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML

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By SleepyKirsty - 09/06/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

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By kazmatazz - 17/05/2012 10:33 - Oman

Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML

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What's that buzzing?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 17:59 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, I thought I was in a relatively soundproof room before I started up my vibrator. It would have been, if the door wasn't wide open behind the curtains. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 09:26 - United States

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

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By ShowerStar - 15/08/2012 21:14 - United States - Mequon

Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 07:57 - United States - Houston

Today, at dinner, my downstairs neighbors described how they can hear most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew that it's not my phone that's vibrating at that time. FML

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YELP!

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 12:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML

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The sound of silence

By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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By Scholar - 05/09/2012 16:13 - United States

Today, for the second day in a row, I got to hear both of my roommates having sex, through two closed doors and a hallway. This is as I hit my thirtieth month of involuntary celibacy. FML

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Sexy time

By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually vacuuming her apartment. It's been so long since I've had sex that I can't even recognize the sound of other people having it. FML

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RoccoRox 0

Friday 3 September 2010 1:42

just say, I do have a boyfriend, he's just battery operated ;).

glorialaura21 8

Friday 3 September 2010 1:54

well just say it's your electric toothbrush! ..and you were making noise bc you have sensitive teeth and it hurts when u brush? lol duhh

Comments

FFML_314 11

Friday 3 September 2010 1:52

That's how we get down in Minnesota. :P

Fedor_is_KING 0

Friday 3 September 2010 2:15

And they didn't offer you any assistance with your horniness? Not very neighborly of them.

Schizomaniac 24

Friday 3 September 2010 2:25

Tell them it's a light saber.

FFML_314 11

Friday 3 September 2010 2:45

Those don't vibrate. Vibrators don't glow. Come on Schitz!

Schizomaniac 24

Friday 3 September 2010 3:09

They don't vibrate, but they make the "Wom, woooooooom" sound that sounds like a vibration! And there are no apartment walls thin enough to see through, so the glowing doesn't matter!Come on Aria/Anna, whichever one your name is!

FFML_314 11

Friday 3 September 2010 3:14

laslfjaslkfdsldfjlasfj! Anna. I have XRay vision. I can see through walls.

Schizomaniac 24

Friday 3 September 2010 3:31

Hahaha, sorry! Anna it is. Well I guess that changes things a bit -_-

rajput 17

Saturday 2 November 2013 2:37

I'm sure they make glow in the dark vibrators.

justmeagirl 0

Friday 3 September 2010 2:26

It's hard if you don't think some desperate disease-infested a**hole is worth the risk or emotional drain. (smart, normal) women consider themselves human beings, not sex objects.

justmeagirl 0

Friday 3 September 2010 2:28

Also, women don't consider sex the be all and end all- sex is part of their life, not the only objective of it. We're actually human beings, not animals.

Shaggy_92 5

Friday 3 September 2010 2:48

-32 no man it's the vibrator where she needs a safety helmet in case she gets throwd off LMAO ROFL ! ydi just tell the dude with darkness comes beauty OP! rofl

emo_devon 11

Friday 3 September 2010 2:54

hey, you can go onto sites, or adult stores and ask for a vibrator that has a very quiet motor, there ARE vibrators like that. really. a good site would be honeygifts.com

cathylee22 4

Friday 3 September 2010 2:56

why does everyone assume the op is ugly just bc she has been single. what is with ppl on here geez. It's not a big deal that she is single. As for hearing the vibrator big deal it could work in your favor! Your neighbors could have a cute friend and mention the horny girl next door an all your problems will be solved :)

Unnamedsoul 0

Friday 3 September 2010 5:53

that is very true

mmmonique 6

Friday 3 September 2010 13:59

I agree with you cathylee, maybe OP is single by choice but still wants to fulfil her sexual needs. I have a very active sex life with my bf but still use my vibe quite often...

Shaggy_92 5

Friday 3 September 2010 3:02

the reason we do is cus I mean seriously. girls that are horny get snached up quicker than anything. no offence to the op I was just sayin like if she ain't attractive just turn off the lights then you're good to go. now if she is fat and ugly not assuming she is, now that's a tough one. lol :)

cathylee22 4

Friday 3 September 2010 3:09

it's not true that horny cute girls get snatched up quicker then anything. I'm single and I'm niether fat or ugly an can have my sexy moments like any girl. Some guys just can't approach girls.