Intimacy: Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for...

By Buzzie - 02/09/2010 21:09 - United States

Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML

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By SleepyKirsty - 09/06/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

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By kazmatazz - 17/05/2012 10:33 - Oman

Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML

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What's that buzzing?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 17:59 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, I thought I was in a relatively soundproof room before I started up my vibrator. It would have been, if the door wasn't wide open behind the curtains. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 09:26 - United States

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

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By ShowerStar - 15/08/2012 21:14 - United States - Mequon

Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 07:57 - United States - Houston

Today, at dinner, my downstairs neighbors described how they can hear most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew that it's not my phone that's vibrating at that time. FML

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YELP!

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 12:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML

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The sound of silence

By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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By Scholar - 05/09/2012 16:13 - United States

Today, for the second day in a row, I got to hear both of my roommates having sex, through two closed doors and a hallway. This is as I hit my thirtieth month of involuntary celibacy. FML

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Sexy time

By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually vacuuming her apartment. It's been so long since I've had sex that I can't even recognize the sound of other people having it. FML

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RoccoRox 0

Friday 3 September 2010 1:42

just say, I do have a boyfriend, he's just battery operated ;).

glorialaura21 8

Friday 3 September 2010 1:54

well just say it's your electric toothbrush! ..and you were making noise bc you have sensitive teeth and it hurts when u brush? lol duhh

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AFRAID_fml 0

Friday 3 September 2010 3:41

don't act like your not impressed

vamplove9 0

Friday 3 September 2010 3:42

haha yea right I got my sex toy :P

taythestar 0

Friday 3 September 2010 3:52

sex pigs

AFRAID_fml 0

Friday 3 September 2010 3:50

let's jet hope you have a more quiet vibrator than the op :p

Spastastic 6

Friday 3 September 2010 3:51

Some people only want to have sex in a romantic relationship, and that's not as easy to get.

no_luck83 0

Friday 3 September 2010 3:51

come to my apartment i will help you, and i live in minnesota

the_hawk 0

Friday 3 September 2010 3:51

thats hot

AFRAID_fml 0

Friday 3 September 2010 3:57

haha- no luck -your probably just a fat ass living in your moms basement getting these lines off of a website that tells you how to get girls

no_luck83 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 1:47

that is a 100% correct how did you know that? there's no way that i live in my own apartment and pay my own bills and that i only come to this site for entertainment.