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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2025 14:00 - Canada

Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML

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By serenti - 13/10/2011 21:30 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

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Tuesday 5 January 2010 16:09

has he been looking at gay ****?

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Tuesday 5 January 2010 16:13

He's obviously become obssesed and needs help. It's not necessarily you.

Comments

Alvarortor 14

Sunday 19 January 2014 3:04

How does that feel huh?

MissBehavin77 18

Thursday 20 March 2014 0:28

That really sucks. My boyfriend does the same exact thing. He turns me down for sex then wacks off instead. it's the guy who has issues. Pig.

NineeCat 32

Saturday 26 April 2014 5:18

And people say pornography isn't a problem...

maspeno6 6

Sunday 18 January 2015 20:11

Maybe you should break up with him. Obviously he cares a lot more about his own needs than yours. On the other hand, I feel like if it was a woman denying sex to a man nobody would have a problem with it...