By Jioune - 05/07/2016 21:56 - France - Caluire

Today, I learned that my friends nicknamed me Snow White, not because I’ve got dark hair and very pale skin, but because I “only hook up with tiny dudes”. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Just to clarify, what exactly do they mean by "tiny"? Because this could go one of two ways.

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Burkiie45 10

Well if it makes you feel any better people say I look like Lord Farquaad from Shrek

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Scarylizard1798 23

Ur friends have a beautiful sense of humor lol

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toolazytotype99 18

Well at least your not sleeping with them for their quality in bed

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RosaMaravillosa 10

not every man is made to proportion. and tiny guys can climb every which way. they're a lot of fun.

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andrmac 25

Well she may just like guys that don't intimidate her with their size, and yes that can go both ways!!

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mejustbeingme 4

At least you're hooking up and having a good time. Why is their size (no matter how you're implying it, because you don't specify) important to them?

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RosaMaravillosa 10

all in good fun, I didn't vote either way. it's just a funny joke. I'd say run with it. get a red apple necklace or something ;)

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alexman2493 4

Really, who cares we live in a society that is too shallow, if they make you happy go for it op. Ps I'm shorter than 5'7

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Flyndaran 10

Humans in every culture consider male height important. It's not wrong to understand that. Only judging one's character based on it is.

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BandsRuleBro 11

My question is, how would your friends know if they were tiny? So many unanswered questions, OP.

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SauceySarah 30

I can get behind that. Good for you! Embrace it.

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misanthropic_one 3

At least it wasn't because you were so gullible/trusting as to border on idiotic, or that in a fit of revenge you made your mother dance until she died. Chilling with short people was really the only decent thing the actual fairy tale Snow White ever did.

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