By inpain - 02/12/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my hairdo must look like a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

I would like to believe that the eagle screamed "Caw muthafucka Caw!" as he swooped down.

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nephilim241 19

My hairdo brings all the hawks to the yard and they're like CAWWWW *swoop*

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MellyBee 9

I don't believe this actually happened. A hawk's talons are so long and sharp OP would have been seriously injured!

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nephilim241 19

My hairdo brings all the hawks to the yard and they're like CAWWWW *swoop*

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lajaynay 15

Good sign to do something about that nasty shit.

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rattusrattus 18

Coulda though you were a tortoise, and planned to drop you on a Greek philosopher's head...

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1JDub 6

At least it wasnt a buzzard. Now we at least know your shitty hairdo looks alive! FYL rat head!

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DocBastard 38

I bet the bird was actually a pigeon, and it thought you resembled a statue. Check your hair for bird poop.

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mrz1177 11

Probably thought you were it's nest!? CUT YOUR HAIR

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adrayy 4

Yes, because hawks swoop down and grab their nest rather than landing in it. How could I have forgotten?

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Soluxis 17

Go easy on the hawk. It's not easier being an Indian head massage practitioner with talons.

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