By inpain - 02/12/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my hairdo must look like a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

I would like to believe that the eagle screamed "Caw muthafucka Caw!" as he swooped down.

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nephilim241 19

My hairdo brings all the hawks to the yard and they're like CAWWWW *swoop*

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HannahPaloozah 0

Hawks eat more than rats, they eat small animals

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tbone87 1

Wtf? Thnx for the tip- do u work for nat-geo?

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JinxosGirl87 0

Next it'll use your hair as a nest.

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gene818 13

So do you still have your hair, or does the hawk have it?

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Epikouros 31

YDI for writing "it's" where it should be "its".

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e077 15

Wow loser and he did not write it's he wrote its so your and idiot too.

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Epikouros 31

Do you realize that websites can be edited? It's good to know that moderators are using grammar suggestions from the comments.

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fyl_darksouljoke 0

fyl but thank you for enlightening me to the dangers that hawks represent to people with bad hair cuts

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hateevryone 14

well dang, how did you get your hair styled?

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Lintu_26 23

FYL..and on the bright side, at least it didn't manage to carry you away.

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wittygirl 8

Your sure it's not a mouse or small dog hairdo? They go after those as well

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