Animals: Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than...

By Disgusted - 04/02/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML

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By Warriorwizzle - 15/12/2018 04:00 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, I had to move down to the third floor because after complaining about rats on my rooftop the landlord put down traps. The rats died. Flies came. The flies laid eggs. The eggs birthed maggots. The maggots rained down from my broken ceiling into my bed and all over my floor. I'm not okay. FML

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Home invasion !

By Anonymous - 23/03/2024 00:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I woke up to find my entire lounge floor crawling with maggots. Our whole house is clean, and they’re big enough to be days old, yet showed up overnight. I still have no idea where they’ve come from. FML

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Must be the corpse in the basement

By FLIES, MAKE THEM STOP - 02/09/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, I woke up this morning and there was suddenly dozens of flies all around the house, so I put up fly ribbons to deal with them. Within three hours, every inch of every single one of those ribbons was covered in dead flies, and there were still more flying about. I don't have any more to put up. Uh oh… FML

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By krushr - 23/01/2011 05:32 - Canada

Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 18:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

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By SEND HELP - 09/11/2022 19:00 - United States

Today, I keep killing flies in my room, probably dozens on a daily basis, and yet every day there seems to be more of them. I have to sleep backwards in my bed so the droning of the fan drowns out the buzzing noise, or else I can't sleep. Even then, I sometimes jump awake when one lands on my ear, which is often. FML

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By ENDmySUFFERING - 21/07/2016 15:25 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I walked into my son's room to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

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By mottephobe - 06/11/2015 06:19 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, after days of cleaning out pantry cabinets and throwing away infested food, I thought I had finally gotten rid of my moth problem. Then I vacuumed, and saw several dozen larvae coming out of my carpet. FML

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Guilty

By Fly-Trapping Monster - 14/08/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I walked past my fly strip while a fly who had been caught, but hadn't yet died, was on it. While I was there, I could hear his frantic buzzing and see his little arms flailing like mad as he tried in vain to escape. Great. Now I feel like shit for putting these things up. What kind of a monster am I? FML

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Friday 4 February 2011 9:11

Step one: Head to your local outdoor shop. Step two: Buy a sleeping bag. Nothing fancy, it's just for a couple nights. Step three: Sleep ANYWHERE else in your house. Step four: Schedule a ******* exterminator, man!

heyidcstfu 0

Friday 4 February 2011 9:07

how the heck do you get that in the first place? clean homes usually don't develop those kinds of infestations. I would have to say ydi giving the info.

Comments

docscientist 9

Friday 4 February 2011 12:28

Just open your mouth and let them slide right in.

LoveMySoldier82 0

Friday 4 February 2011 13:13

Just threw up a little in my mouth. Op buy a big bottle of bug spray from your local hardware store and go in your attic. Also, dispose of the body outside next time.

docscientist 9

Saturday 5 February 2011 12:55

Glad to be of service.

tommurry 1

Friday 4 February 2011 13:18

stop being such a dirtyass

ElmerSniffedGlu 0

Friday 4 February 2011 13:37

clean your house!!

LittleMonsterSam 5

Friday 4 February 2011 13:40

OH GOD! I would sleep with a friend

lilmisslovely13 15

Wednesday 20 April 2011 3:39

hee hee hee

Zebidee 8

Friday 4 February 2011 13:42

The 'house built out of dung' plan isn't looking so great now, huh? Seriously - get up in the attic with a can of bug spray. Don't sleep in a house infested with maggots. Call an exterminator. How the hell helpless could you possibly be?!

mughni 10

Friday 4 February 2011 13:48

YDI for not cleaning ur apartment!!!

cougar41 8

Friday 4 February 2011 13:56

clean your fly infested filthy house then dirty person !!!

derek2143 0

Friday 4 February 2011 13:57

I know how you feel man. I had that on my room , they were living in my light an they would drop to my bed. but once we found out where they where they were easy to get rid of

microgoddess 2

Friday 4 February 2011 14:00

dude something has died in your attic. or the apt above you. it's worth checking out

zombiekitten87 12

Friday 4 February 2011 14:00

seriously? another maggot-related fml? why would maggots be on your ceiling far away from their food source? they don't travel for the fun of it, they usually stick close to whatever they were laid on.