By FMLMom - 08/08/2012 08:02 - United States - Chula Vista

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Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
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Same thing different taste

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ThexFroggyGirl 21

What were you doing that caused you to figure this out? .... You weren't chatting with him, were you? O.o

I certainly hope not. OP probably just walked in on her son dirty-chatting MLP on the computer.

ThexFroggyGirl 21

If that's the case, the son sucks at closing browsers when his mom walks in the room.

solosohigh 15

"usies" is such a cute My Little Pony word. once the mods edit it, I'll just look crazy.

While you wish to live in your self-deluded world unto which you specify what every single person whom associates with your particular label of "bronie," I'll be over here believing firmly in rule #34 and reading more whiny little "bronie's" comments about peace, love and happiness and how you're better than us, and thus incapable of thinking sexually about things that interest you. Talk less, think more, come out from under your rock.

I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess your son is 25.

This is why people don't like us bronies. The only ones they see or hear of are the ones who shove the show down people's throats, or people like OP's son. (Of course there are other reasons; Everyone's entitled to their opinion.)

You make it sound as if it is a religious group or something...o.O

MegamiKaosu 28

Nicely said, it's the same with furries. You only hear about the weird sexual ones and think all of them are like that.

Do you know if Fluttershy is still in that mental institution?

moonbane 9

Exactly. I'm a curry. I don't yiff or any of that. Yet I'm bashed constantly for it. :/

Whoa. Ignore that. Dude's post that warranted mine got deleted. Sorry.

Not even the poor lil ponies are safe from the twisted online fantasy world haha Seriously though time to have a talk with your boy!

KingCeltic77 18

Does he use Sarah Jessica Parker in the role playing?