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By FMLMom - 08/08/2012 08:02 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML

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By ashamed father - 09/03/2014 22:32 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML

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By bestiality? do I look like a pig? - 26/05/2013 20:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

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By ShitStirringSon - 15/08/2013 02:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

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By anna - 31/10/2013 18:27 - United States - Hattiesburg

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 15:26 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 05:00

Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML

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By lolzboss - 07/03/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

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By The fuck, junior? - 05/07/2013 22:45 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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tb713317 6

Wednesday 8 August 2012 16:30

wow...brony?

MissMae93 23

Wednesday 8 August 2012 16:33

The real question here is: how old is your son?!

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coolbrony12 3

Wednesday 8 August 2012 17:38

Damn cloppers...

tpike1296 11

Wednesday 8 August 2012 17:45

Every time I hear of them, I hear the song "I don't want to clop" in my head. (I forgot the artist, it's in the MLP Music Archive though)

DeprivedPegasus 1

Thursday 9 August 2012 6:10

Love and tolerate, man

dathan 14

Wednesday 8 August 2012 17:41

I'm missing the 'My son is 36.' at the end.

BubbleGrunge 18

Wednesday 8 August 2012 17:44

Ehhh not entirely weird this day and age OP. Least he's not roaming around, having sex with real ponies.

kimg0885 23

Wednesday 8 August 2012 22:14

True, it could be on TLC or something, My Strange Addiction episode: Brony Love

sassypenguinxox 15

Wednesday 8 August 2012 17:46

It appears that my little pony isn't just for little girls anymore

gothiccandy 9

Thursday 9 August 2012 3:06

It hasn't been for a long time.

reject214 10

Wednesday 8 August 2012 17:54

He might want to meet up with the guy who just came out to his parents.

AznSamoan52 10

Wednesday 8 August 2012 17:57

It seems to me he has a MLP fetish. A sexual one at that.

brevolorio 5

Wednesday 8 August 2012 17:58

I think he's thinking about my little pony cartoon **** little out of the normal area

bigdog57_fml 9

Wednesday 8 August 2012 18:02

How old is he O_o

EmberEyes 16

Wednesday 8 August 2012 18:02

VOMMITS-cloppers are disgusting pieces of shit.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 8 August 2012 18:14

Vomits*

PunkySpunky78 15

Wednesday 8 August 2012 18:21

I wonder if the op meant my little pony from today or the 1980's

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