By Anonymous - 27/02/2014 14:34 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
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gracehi 31

You should hang out with the guy who draws **** and balls during work meetings. I bet you two would have LOTS to talk about.

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Goblin182 26

I could . . if you want . . it would . . . never mind.

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Goblin182 26

If I could reach I wouldn't spend time reading FMYLIFE.

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Jessj958 19

Not the sharpest tool in the shed are you? I can't believe you would even attempt that OP! My seven year old even knows better.

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CatcherQueen 15

I just use a spoon. I'm not holding back.

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Pleonasm 35

Do you also deep-throat knives in your spare time?

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valentinov 15

Is there a new trendy iron diet going around? Keep up your metabolism by deep-throating metal knives? Wtf?! If you two make a team-up with the guy that draws dicks at office: the dick who draws dicks and the morons who have the balls to deep-throat knives.

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olpally 32

Please don't breed. Good god.

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CountWest 6

It's probably too late. No doubt OP's spawn are already running around with scissors, talking to strangers and shoving nutella flavored butcher knives down their throats. Mother of God...

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sassypenguinxox 15

Wtf were you thinking? O that's right, you weren't...fail -_-

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