By wellthisisbad - 29/02/2016 12:27 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML
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CaptainHonor 15

There's always adoption.

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Welshite 39

Adoption. Then get yourselves fixed so you don't have another accident.

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TheAspieDork 27

Maybe you should get your tubes tied or he should get a vasectomy.

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IorvethTheXolo 8

It isn't that easy. Doctors seem to think it's okay to tell you that you have to have kids or be a certain age before you can have those things done which, in the case of people who don't want any, it completely defeats the purpose.

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rastafarianaaa 11

Thats obviously your fault.. Better treat that baby the way it should be treated.

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queerdragon 20

The baby needs to be given up for adoption.

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gordjess1 19

Well if you didn't want children then you probably should have been using better protection. For the child's sake I hope it gets adopted if you HATE kids so much. I wish people knew the statistics for how accurate birth control is.

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Nbonus3104 6

If you don want them give them up for adoption. My wife and I can't have them and we are currently looking into closed adoption. There are Alot of people that would love to take care of your child.

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gordjess1 19

I will add the pill isnt 100% I know of a few people who've gotten pregnant on the pill. However if you really hate kids it's probably best to use more than one form of protection. Most people just assume because they're on the pill they're safe. It's just not always how it works.

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tranced_ 45

This FML makes me feel so sad for both of you!

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queerdragon 20

This is why you should always do a pregnancy test every month to make sure you aren't. BC fails, condoms fails, and it's not worth it to have a kid you don't need. You can get really accurate ones at Dollar Stores, so you don't have to worry about this sort of thing.

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TacoCat15 10

Why didn't you use protection or get your tubes tied?

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ezrajab 22

You would think you would be smart and use some sort of contraception YDI

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