By wellthisisbad - 29/02/2016 12:27 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML
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CaptainHonor 15

There's always adoption.

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Welshite 39

Adoption. Then get yourselves fixed so you don't have another accident.

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elimnator3 3

Ugh i would so adopt the child! This hurts :(

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caggybandicoot 34

The people who don't have a grasp on the fact that contraception can fail and that sometimes pregnancies go unnoticed is staggering. I'll say it again, OP - adoption. With sincerity, best of luck to you and your partner. Ignore the deluge of idiots on the Internet.

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johncage 14

I was under the impression that viability was around 24 weeks, or almost six months. Am I the only one who would be starting to wonder where Aunt Irma went or why my belly started to swell, or why I was suddenly nauseated and vomiting for weeks on end? Even if OP was on one of the fairly uncommon forms of birth control which alter or do away with the monthly cycle I find it a little disconcerting that it took her the better part of her pregnancy to realize something was up.

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catherinecas 30

Not everyone gets the stereotypical movie pregnancy symptoms. My mom lost weight whilst pregnant and never got sick or anything. The only way she knew is because she had been pregnant 3 times and knew her body really well.

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johncage 14

I'm sure you are right and my comment probably sounded harsh, it just astounds me that something as hard on the body as diverting nutrients and energy required for reproduction would present no noticeable symptoms. Especially considering what friends and family members who have given birth have related to me of the first few months.

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seensuper 14

idk which country you're in, but I've heard that there's a state in the US that you can still legally get an abortion up to eight months, there's no harm in researching it. I know people suggest adoption, but there are tons of kids in the system, there's no way to ensure they're adopted. I hope things work out for you.

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Leauge 13

1. Adoption. 2. Protection. 3. Tubes tide.

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MarkGaus 12

Abortion is murder good thing you are too late

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LaRodilla 4

Please, if you hate kids, put the baby up for adoption.

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jazalea8 16

Getting fixed would have been the idea to prevent having children. Otherwise birth control and condoms help. They make birth control that gets inserted that has a larger percentage of you not getting pregnant.

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sornir 5

It's not too late for adoption though

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