Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got...

By ticketed - 28/08/2012 16:04 - United States - Bronx

Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML

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You deserved it 36 657

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 267

You deserved it 2 651

By newdriver - 11/05/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML

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You deserved it 5 633

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 090

You deserved it 34 406

By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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You deserved it 52 127

By MomStayOutOfTheCar - 04/08/2015 04:23 - United States

Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML

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You deserved it 2 034

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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You deserved it 70 685

By asdfas - 18/09/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was at work when my mother texted me, "You take a nice picture." I replied, "What picture?" I then got a reply saying, "The one on your speeding ticket showing you going 73 in a 55 mph zone. You're even smiling." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 900

You deserved it 46 077

By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 710

You deserved it 18 358

By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 600

You deserved it 91 177

trqskq 14

Tuesday 28 August 2012 22:56

Your mother didn't make you pick up the phone whilst you were driving though. YDI.

Pelvispresley 8

Tuesday 28 August 2012 22:56

You shouldn't have picked up the phone. YDI

Comments

kitkattgirl 2

Wednesday 29 August 2012 20:46

Sorry #190, I just saw your comment. I didn't mean to copy (#202). I glad that there is another person who thinks alike.

kitkattgirl 2

Wednesday 29 August 2012 20:48

Sorry #190, I just saw your comment. I didn't mean to copy (#202). I glad that there is another person who thinks the same.

flowerchildd2 7

Wednesday 29 August 2012 23:14

Your fault for answering the phone, smartie

Jasonf6 0

Wednesday 29 August 2012 23:23

YDI for answering the phone dumbass.

seanc722 2

Thursday 30 August 2012 0:07

How is it your moms fault you answered the phone?

kikimonole 13

Thursday 30 August 2012 1:45

Haha, it's not enforced here. Just texting.

PhishloverA 14

Thursday 30 August 2012 3:47

Put your phone on speaker if talking while driving

leahmae88 7

Thursday 30 August 2012 4:05

Don't blame your mother, you picked the phone up.

1two3four5six 23

Thursday 30 August 2012 4:58

all u people saying its op's fault, if my mom calls me and i dont answer she freaks out/grounds me. plus, even if your mom doesn't mind, its your MOM. she gave birth to u, and i think she deserves to have her call answered.