By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 10:35 - Philippines

Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
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Keevarou 17

At least you learn from your mistakes :) Just be glad you did not use a 1 blade razor, that hurts even of you're not upset, believe me. But hey, you are still alive and know what to not do, so cheer up.

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TheDrudgeChild 4

Guys, "emo" is a ripoff subculture for kids who want to wear depression as a fashion statement. I'd like to se a person with REAL, SERIOUS problems declare themselves to be emo in public. It's because of them that people who self harm for real reasons aren't taken seriously.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Has* ****, I'm grammar Nazi-ing myself. Fml: Bringing out your inner Nazi and/or Stupidity since -insert date here-

25 6
ajwc 0

That's highly offense me. EMO is such a rude and hurtful term.

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perdix 29

Especially if you're shaving your pubes!

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mzrobinson 13

Let's give a mental patient a gun! Then see what happens! Gosh, no common sense nowadays. SMH

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kandi_kid69 15

:/ Smh= stupid abbreviation. Were you trying to be funny with your comment or was that in all seriousness?

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reddudeover 2

Keep razors and scissors away from your genitals. Use nair and nair for men as smooth as a turtles carapace.

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perdix 29

You were about to become my hero, but I went to the Nair for Men website and saw that their products say "do not use on genitals." Do you just go ahead and use it anyways? Perhaps it's safe to use "down there" but they haven't bothered testing it.

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reddudeover 2

*Dick falls off oh shit! All I can say is I've never had a problem with it. :)

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perdix 29

I might give it a try. I'm so old, I don't really need my dick anymore, I just like having it around, but if the maintenance becomes too much of a hassle...

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ICastillo 24

At # 26 your not emo your a Panda bear.

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KaelaKhaotic 5

3, clearly you're retarded. Emo is music. You can't be music.